Batty Rap

Yo, the name is Batty

The logic is erratic,

Potato in a jacket,

Toys in the attic,

I rock and I ramble,

My brain is scrambled,

Rap like an animal but I'm a mammal

I been brain-fried, electrified, infected and injectified,

Vivosectified and fed pesticides,

My face is all cut up

My radar's all shut up

Nurse I need a check-up from the neck up,

I'm Batty

It seems to have no effect doctor

They used and abused me,

Battered and bruised me,

Red wires green wires stuck em' right through me,

So hear my Batty word,

And exercise a little prudence,

When dealing with humans,

Phone call Mr Darwin

All the graduate students please move closer scapel, more nitrous oxide

The eye makeup when inserted rectly seems to have some effect

Remove the brain cap

You notice by dipping the bat in a series of pain

After six hundred packs of cigarettes

The animal seems to exhibit some

I said orally

Insert the electro we're losing him

Seems to have no effect doctor

Wait, get me another one get me another animal!

Look professor they dance up and down just like elvis

Fine, strap him down, if he moves medicate him,

Medicate him, medicate me!

Seems to have no effect doctor

Thank you nurse,

Why don't you ever call me?

Doesn't seem like animals comprehend any pain,

They just get used to it!

'Cause I'm a real fruit bat and I'm ready to rap,

I'm ready to snap,

I suffer from sciatica and chapped lips,

And jock itch,

Like a rocket in my pocket and a need to scratch,

But now I can't stop it,

I'm Batty